| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | |
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | |
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | |
| Four Hacky Travel Jokes | Kyle Cease | 4:32 | |
| White Precious | Kurt Metzger | 5:52 | |
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | |
| Cracka | Mike Birbiglia | 1:51 | |
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | |
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | |
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | |
| Dyslexic Luger / Civil War Letters / Kids / Baby in River | Greg Giraldo | 5:08 | |
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | |
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | |
| Milkman | Gary Gulman | 2:26 | |
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | |
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | |
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | |
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | |
| Kid Bit | Pete Holmes | 4:32 | |
| Good Guy | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:12 | |
| The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos. | Kurt Metzger | 3:59 | |
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| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | |
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | |
| My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy | David Cross | 10:02 | |
| Shakespeare | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:59 | |
| Funny Thing About Child Porn | Doug Stanhope | 1:18 | |
| Breathe | Rory Scovel | 8:53 | |
| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | |
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | |
| Broads in The '40s | Rachel Feinstein | 1:05 | |
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | |
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | |
| Lunch With Grandma | Chad Daniels | 1:17 | |
| Google and Not Knowing | Pete Holmes | 2:49 | |
| Colleges and Optimism | Myq Kaplan | 1:02 | |
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | |
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | |
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | |
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | |
| New Swears | Glenn Wool | 4:27 | |
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | |
| Odd Jobs | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:34 | |
| Brooklyn | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:41 | |
| Twitter | Dennis Miller | 1:10 | |
| Chapter 113 - The Guardian - A New Experience Beyond Terror | Jeffrey Konvitz, Todd Glass | 3:08 | |
| Chapter 2 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:04 | |
| Chapter 9 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:04 | |
| Chapter 34 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:08 | |