| Chuck Norris and Owls | Myq Kaplan | 2:01 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Adam Levine Had Acne | Artie Lange | 1:42 | ||
| Fantasy Texts | Steve Byrne | 2:43 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Driving Home | Pete Davidson | 1:37 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Oscar Host | Artie Lange | 3:15 | ||
| The DMV and the Post Office | Patton Oswalt | 2:23 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| How to Propose | Tommy Ryman | 1:51 | ||
| Ambien Racing | Michael Ian Black | 3:39 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Most Offensive Man Cave | Artie Lange | 3:37 | ||
| The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! | Kurt Metzger | 1:34 | ||
| Heroin, Pessimist, Crazy, Movies | Shane Mauss | 2:45 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
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| Facelift | Morgan Murphy | 1:54 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| Bath Time | Tommy Ryman | 1:40 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| Jimmy Johnson's Johnson | Artie Lange | 3:09 | ||
| Hot Tub Trash | Tommy Campbell | 3:30 | ||
| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Health Issues | Tom Cotter | 1:05 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Jacket | Casey Corbin | 1:19 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| Dodging Dong | Mark Normand | 3:02 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Afghanistan | Artie Lange | 5:38 | ||
| House Hunters International | Jay Mohr | 3:31 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
