| Facebook / Twitter | Kathleen Madigan | 3:32 | ||
| Daytime TV Is The Real America | Jay Mohr | 1:43 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Getting to Know You | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:20 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| A-Rod and Uecker | Artie Lange | 3:46 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| 16 Seconds In A Row | Jay Mohr | 3:07 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| My Time on the Radio | Artie Lange | 5:57 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Rollercoaster Hell | Robert Schimmel | 4:01 | ||
| Why Were You in the Bathroom so Long? | Jay Mohr | 2:20 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
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| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| Swine Flu | Artie Lange | 3:42 | ||
| I Didn't Have a Dream | Doug Benson | 1:35 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| The War on Walmart | Steve Hofstetter | 4:01 | ||
| Fear Factor is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
| Naughty Stuff | Harland Williams | 1:55 | ||
| Masturbation | Dave Attell | 1:47 | ||
| Dick Wigs | Robert Schimmel | 2:26 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Afghanistan | Artie Lange | 5:38 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Rape Pillow | Chad Daniels | 1:42 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Smoking | Bill Hicks | 2:01 | ||
| Handjobs | Chris Porter | 3:16 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| My Wife | Nick Di Paolo | 2:05 | ||
| Parting Advice | Artie Lange | 1:48 | ||
| Eat | Rory Scovel | 2:48 | ||
| Nightclubbing over the Head | Chris Porter | 1:43 | ||
| The 12 Words | Bert Kreischer | 1:53 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
