| Title Track | Andrew Orvedahl | 3:18 | ||
| The Chiropractor | Clinton Jackson | 1:19 | ||
| Political Correctness | Tom Cotter | 3:26 | ||
| The Hotel is Half Full | Steve Hofstetter | 2:35 | ||
| I Used to Be a Security Guard! | Dan St. Germain | 1:29 | ||
| Lead Finger | Mike DeStefano | 1:44 | ||
| Why You Came Here | Ryan Stout | 3:11 | ||
| Oversimplified | Dov Davidoff | 2:33 | ||
| Shame Biscuits and Guilt Wafers | Dan Cummins | 4:00 | ||
| Seen It All | Andy Sandford | 4:08 | ||
| Dvd Players In Car | Orny Adams | 1:20 | ||
| Everybody Loves Greg | Cy Amundson | 2:48 | ||
| Proud Parent | Andy Woodhull | 1:35 | ||
| The Night Is Dark | Ian Bagg | 4:02 | ||
| Political Hypocrisy | Steve Byrne | 2:19 | ||
| I Don't Understand | Dov Davidoff | 1:21 | ||
| The Correct Words | Ryan Stout | 1:44 | ||
| Single Riders on Rollercoasters | Kellen Erskine | 2:31 | ||
| Creepy Smile | Keith Alberstadt | 0:56 | ||
| E.R. | Steve Soelberg | 4:46 | ||
| Big Trev and Fucking Fat People | K Trevor Wilson | 2:09 | ||
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| Waze | Dan Levy | 1:44 | ||
| Grown Up Travel | Zoltan Kaszas | 5:12 | ||
| Chaplin, Projection, Agree To Disagree | Orny Adams | 1:27 | ||
| Projecting | Big Jay Oakerson | 5:10 | ||
| Let's Go! | Jim Breuer | 2:21 | ||
| South | Baron Vaughn | 2:28 | ||
| You're My Only Toy | Dan Cummins | 3:16 | ||
| Peanut Allergies and My Family Towel | Orny Adams | 2:34 | ||
| Uncle | Cy Amundson | 1:45 | ||
| Five Stars | Ian Bagg | 3:52 | ||
| Cougartown | Craig Shoemaker | 1:02 | ||
| A Knock-Knock Joke, The Longest Sidewalk in the World, and the Way That a Priest Sings | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Politics Don't Affect Me | Darryl Lenox | 1:43 | ||
| Welcome | Ian Bagg | 2:19 | ||
| Porno—Stuff That Never Happens to You | Richard Jeni | 1:25 | ||
| My Hair | Orny Adams | 2:42 | ||
| Stubborn Belly Fat | Andrew Norelli | 2:03 | ||
| Discerning Eater | Andy Sandford | 2:22 | ||
| Chapped Lips | Clinton Jackson | 3:18 | ||
| Check Spot | Michael Kosta | 2:12 | ||
| Girlfriend | Stuart Jones | 5:33 | ||
| Keeping in Touch | Jeff Caldwell | 2:52 | ||
| Geoff vs. Onions, Round 2 | Geoff Tate | 3:03 | ||
| Woman Too Powerful | Orny Adams | 1:55 | ||
| Stripper Club and Dollar Man | Richard Jeni | 2:11 | ||
| Nashville Native | Josh Wagner | 1:33 | ||
| Killer Bees | Jesse Joyce | 1:18 | ||
| Taco Bell | Josh Sneed | 2:25 | ||
