| Kkc / Sven Diagram | Pete Holmes | 1:50 | ||
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | ||
| Be Happy Even | Christopher Titus | 2:28 | ||
| College Racism | Alonzo Bodden | 1:48 | ||
| Hard to Be in Love | Billy Gardell | 2:21 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Kardashians | The Sklar Brothers | 3:26 | ||
| Dammit I'm Eatin' Pretzels | Mike Birbiglia | 3:10 | ||
| Bad Cops | Alonzo Bodden | 1:38 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| We Be Clubbing | Hannibal Buress | 3:23 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Mma Fighting | Artie Lange | 1:32 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| So Drunk | David Tyree | 6:32 | ||
| 16 Seconds In A Row | Jay Mohr | 3:07 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Football | Whitney Cummings | 2:36 | ||
| Double Standard | Aries Spears | 3:25 | ||
| Too Many Animals | Harland Williams | 5:31 | ||
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| Black Moms | Nick Di Paolo | 2:34 | ||
| Big Titties, Glitter, And 'Don't Assume | Dov Davidoff | 4:36 | ||
| Angels | Matt Braunger | 4:48 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| Crosses & Bed Bugs | Andy Hendrickson | 1:52 | ||
| Delivering Pizzas | Andrew Norelli | 3:22 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| Fat Kids | Nick Di Paolo | 1:53 | ||
| Twin | Steven Wright | 3:12 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Clothes Shopping | Alonzo Bodden | 4:16 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Chemotherapy | Robert Schimmel | 2:11 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| The Struggle Muthaf***** (Live) | Roy Wood Jr | 6:41 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| The Election Show (Ben Carson) | Alonzo Bodden | 2:40 | ||
| Business Ideas | Dennis Miller | 1:22 | ||
| The Argument | Mike Birbiglia | 2:42 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | ||
| Simple Questions | Tom Cotter | 3:33 | ||
