| No Power | John Heffron | 4:27 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Bargaining With God | Robert Schimmel | 2:04 | ||
| Transworld | Mark Normand | 2:58 | ||
| Diets | Harland Williams | 4:29 | ||
| Good Wife, Bad Driver | Warren B. Hall | 2:25 | ||
| The Fattest Person in the Room | Christian Pieper | 1:46 | ||
| Domestitated | Todd Glass | 4:59 | ||
| Facelift | Morgan Murphy | 1:54 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Captain of the Virgninity Team | Caroline Rhea | 3:24 | ||
| Hot Load | Tommy Campbell | 2:17 | ||
| Irish Catholic Guilt | Andrew Santino | 1:33 | ||
| Bath Time | Tommy Ryman | 1:40 | ||
| Concert Ground Rules | Jay Mohr | 2:49 | ||
| No Kids | Nick Griffin | 3:27 | ||
| All Kinds of Smart | Chris Porter | 3:48 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Arguments | Ed Byrne | 3:11 | ||
| Black President | Simon King | 4:57 | ||
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| Accents | Steve Soelberg | 2:11 | ||
| Freedom to Discriminate | Alonzo Bodden | 2:34 | ||
| Homosexuality | Shane Mauss | 3:24 | ||
| Some College | Paul F. Tompkins | 10:14 | ||
| Group Therapy | Morgan Murphy | 1:27 | ||
| Tubin' | Kurt Braunohler | 1:31 | ||
| Squirmy Babies | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:13 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | ||
| Z Top | Greg Proops | 3:18 | ||
| Interlude: Palliative Care Marijuana | Jay Mohr | 3:58 | ||
| Cuz You Crazy! | Margaret Cho | 6:01 | ||
| Banks | Kathleen Madigan | 2:19 | ||
| Waze | Pete Holmes | 4:18 | ||
| Nailing Marriage / Hitler Had a Dog | Kurt Braunohler | 4:19 | ||
| Sticks & Stones | Mark Normand | 3:48 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Woman Are Just Better Murderers | Jay Mohr | 5:02 | ||
| Vietnam Hats / Nightmares | Doug Stanhope | 3:58 | ||
| Stubborn Belly Fat | Andrew Norelli | 2:03 | ||
| Nobody Cares | Chris Distefano | 1:19 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Fat Kids | Nick Di Paolo | 1:53 | ||
| Turtle Xing | Casey Corbin | 2:01 | ||
| Mirror Shock | Drew Barth | 1:36 | ||
| Tracy Morgan at the Improv | Jay Mohr | 2:47 | ||
