| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Valet in the Valley | Brian Posehn | 2:12 | ||
| Read Your Bible | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:45 | ||
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Obama | Kathleen Madigan | 5:13 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| Staples is Exhausting | Andrew Norelli | 5:11 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Learn My Way | Tom Segura | 2:37 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Cape Cod People | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:12 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
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| Massage T-Shirt | Jackie Kashian | 2:09 | ||
| Getting to Know You | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:20 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Transpo-Tainment | Christian Finnegan | 1:06 | ||
| My Rehab Counselor | Artie Lange | 4:23 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Group Therapy | Morgan Murphy | 1:27 | ||
| First Caesar | Tommy Campbell | 2:43 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Nuggets and Flaming Hot Cheetos | Natasha Leggero | 4:02 | ||
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | ||
| Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Subwaytopia | Wyatt Cenac | 3:18 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| New Clothes | Patton Oswalt | 5:40 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| 17 Year Old | Robert Schimmel | 4:51 | ||
| When the Spice Hits | John Pinette | 2:35 | ||
| The Ballad of Grandpa's Friend Dirt (feat. Sarah McLachlan) | Chris Porter | 6:11 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
