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| Rollercoaster Hell | Robert Schimmel | 4:01 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | ||
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| And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… | David Cross | 7:05 | ||
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| Nuggets and Flaming Hot Cheetos | Natasha Leggero | 4:02 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| 9 Years No Sleep | Tom Papa | 2:55 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
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| Under a Buck | David Spade | 2:24 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| Lower Property Values | Maria Bamford | 1:22 | ||
| New Clothes | Patton Oswalt | 5:40 | ||
| Shakespeare | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:59 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| My Thing | Tom Segura | 1:41 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Glasses | Louis Katz | 3:58 | ||
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| My Little Pony | Patton Oswalt | 6:16 | ||
| Grandpa Gen X | Chris Hardwick | 4:33 | ||
| The Talker | Tom Papa | 1:13 | ||
| Don't Ever Send Women Photos of Your Penis | Aziz Ansari | 6:17 | ||
| Blacks in a Subway | Bert Kreischer | 3:43 | ||
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | ||
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