| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Dweebs | Chris Hardwick | 2:51 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| I Have A Phobia About The Word Phobia | Jay Mohr | 2:05 | ||
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| "Bad Gigs Only I Could Remember" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Lunch With Grandma | Chad Daniels | 1:17 | ||
| Old People Drinking | Tommy Campbell | 3:50 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Praying for Everybody | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:33 | ||
| Guns | Harland Williams | 1:32 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Weird Suburbs | Tommy Campbell | 1:55 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
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| Convertible Belts and Eternal Waistbands | Dry Bar Comedy | 2:01 | ||
| What's This Dude's Recipe? | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:11 | ||
| Spokesperson | Pete Davidson | 2:51 | ||
| Mirror Shock | Drew Barth | 1:36 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Sam's Sense of Humor Lacks Taste | Sam Morril | 1:39 | ||
| 3d Movies | Casey Corbin | 1:57 | ||
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| No Supervision | John Mulaney | 1:38 | ||
| Cape Cod People | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:12 | ||
| The War on Tattoos | Steve Hofstetter | 3:11 | ||
| Marching Band | Louis Katz | 1:25 | ||
| A Cute Thing To Say | Jim Norton | 1:14 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| I Didn't Have a Dream | Doug Benson | 1:35 | ||
| Tattoos and Stuff | Harland Williams | 4:32 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Dairy Queen | Tommy Campbell | 2:06 | ||
| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| Locked up Abroad | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | ||
| Adam and Eve and Vegans | Myq Kaplan | 2:22 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Sam Has a Type | Sam Morril | 1:25 | ||
| I'm a hypochondriac. | Pete Davidson | 1:44 | ||
| My Thing | Tom Segura | 1:41 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
