| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| A Special Moment | Michael Ian Black | 3:56 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Rape Pillow | Chad Daniels | 1:42 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Directions | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:34 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Sorry | Tom Segura | 2:30 | ||
| The Culinary Way of Describing It | Mike Birbiglia | 4:12 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Vasa Museum | Jim Gaffigan | 1:20 | ||
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| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | ||
| Watermelon Festival | Todd Glass | 3:01 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Music Festivals | Morgan Murphy | 2:06 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
| A Poet's Life | Tom Papa | 1:55 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Black Friday/Drugs in Sports | Tracy Morgan | 1:13 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| Outro | The Potash Twins, Bob Saget | 1:20 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Hi | Mike Birbiglia | 2:01 | ||
| World Hunger | John Pinette | 2:44 | ||
| Vasectomy | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Vcr | Kumail Nanjiani | 7:59 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
