| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| "From Love, To the Day After Pill, To Babies" | Bob Saget | 1:04 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| I'm a Degenerate Gambler | Artie Lange | 4:23 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Pussy and Twizzlers | Nick Di Paolo | 2:35 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
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| Chemotherapy | Robert Schimmel | 2:11 | ||
| I Don't Have Wrinkles | Jen Kirkman | 2:17 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Ambien Racing | Michael Ian Black | 3:39 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| I'm Fancy | Natasha Leggero | 1:34 | ||
| The News Is Planning to Kill You | Kyle Cease | 2:31 | ||
| Mike Tyson | Artie Lange | 5:32 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| This Cut Is Too Evil To Name | Dana Gould | 1:41 | ||
| Adam Levine Had Acne | Artie Lange | 1:42 | ||
| Charity Mail for Married Wingmen | Wyatt Cenac | 6:37 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| A Lap Dance, Finally | Rachel Feinstein | 1:12 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Driving Home | Pete Davidson | 1:37 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| The Moon / Lazy Advertising | Dana Gould | 3:11 | ||
