| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Pulling out Doesn't Work | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Beef | Tom Segura | 2:24 | ||
| The Fuck-It List | Louis Katz | 2:31 | ||
| The Leisure Class | Todd Glass | 3:59 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Super High Me | Doug Benson | 7:59 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Honesty is Overrated & The Symphony | Louis Katz | 3:02 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Very Hungry Lion Island | Dan Cummins | 6:57 | ||
| Do I Look Like… | Todd Glass | 2:27 | ||
| My Mom | Bob Saget | 1:39 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Giant Metallic Box | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:22 | ||
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| Happy Anniversary, Karen | Christian Finnegan | 2:22 | ||
| Glasses | Louis Katz | 3:58 | ||
| Real Man Shit | Chris Porter | 5:09 | ||
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | ||
| Breast Milk | Pete Holmes | 2:08 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Extreme Sports | John Pinette | 5:15 | ||
| Love, Marriage, And Lying | Dana Gould | 3:15 | ||
| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| The 40% | Tom Papa | 3:46 | ||
| Offensive | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:57 | ||
| Blacks in a Subway | Bert Kreischer | 3:43 | ||
| Black Moms | Nick Di Paolo | 2:34 | ||
| Elementary School | Gary Gulman | 3:18 | ||
| Fear of Flying | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:49 | ||
| Hot Load | Tommy Campbell | 2:17 | ||
| The Date | Louis Katz | 9:41 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Clutch | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:17 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| National Pride | Doug Stanhope | 1:57 | ||
| Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
