| The Cops (Skit) (feat. Rushden & Diamonds) | Sal the Infamous, Rushden, Diamonds | 1:09 | |
| This Woman I Met | Steven Wright | 4:05 | |
| Dalton Wilcox - That Lonesome Cowboy (Bonus Track) | Andy Daly | 1:20 | |
| A Midsummer Night's Glucksey (Part of The Baby-Baby, Evil Glucksey Cartoon Adventure Series) | Sean William, Gordon C. Gauthier, Scott Hull | 1:33 | |
| Blue Lives? White Privilege | Mo Alexander | 3:28 | |
| Towers | Gene Westveer | 1:33 | |
| Twilight | Jeremy Essig | 1:28 | |
| Valedictorian | Rick & Bubba | 4:50 | |
| Can I Have Your Attention Please? | Brian Stollery | 1:49 | |
| Sweetcheeks | Jim Florentine | 1:05 | |
| As Far Back (Skit) | Yung Homi, Lord Rich, Marly | 0:58 | |
| The Problem with Democracy | Doug Stanhope | 2:31 | |
| Tired of Songs | George Carlin | 3:23 | |
| Meeting Bowie | Henry Rollins | 4:51 | |
| Coochie man | FBG Durk | 1:14 | |
| Cuban Missile Crisis | John F. Kennedy | 1:01 | |
| Timeless but Mindless | Exxperior, Lenny Bruce | 6:34 | |
| Jackboys | EST Gurbo | 1:12 | |
| Meditation | Marc Maron | 2:36 | |
| The Luminous Spirit Dwells Within | Daryl Waits | 1:28 | |
| Leaving Early | Sylvia Plath | 2:26 | |
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| EDM & Shower Arguments | Dan Soder | 5:03 | |
| The CD Jokes | Mitch Hedberg | 2:36 | |
| It's Good to Be Alive | Norm MacDonald | 7:39 | |
| A Very Powerful Decree Called "I Am Light" (Live) | Elizabeth Clare Prophet | 5:04 | |
| If the World Was Crazy | Shel Silverstein | 1:14 | |
| An Infinite Number Of Monkeys | Bob Newhart | 1:37 | |
| Bunch of Cocksuckers | Lenny Bruce | 1:46 | |
| Speaking Into The Logo | Rick & Bubba | 3:57 | |
| After Apple Picking | Robert Frost | 1:57 | |
| Aggressively Suggestive | AtonalPoetry | 1:20 | |
| Wild Night of Drinking | Artie Lange | 1:11 | |
| Valley Wrld | Cheek Mills | 1:14 | |
| The Way Through the Woods | Rudyard Kipling, Ralph Fiennes | 1:05 | |
| Crying on an Airplane | Steve Hofstetter | 3:41 | |
| DJayy , I Wanna Talk Too You(Intro) | DJayy Dior, Uncle P | 1:06 | |
| Paul Molloy and Christianity (Original Mix) | Lenny Bruce | 1:58 | |
| Election Night Show | Henry Rollins | 2:02 | |
| Slaughterhouse 5, Pt. 1 | Kurt Vonnegut | 8:32 | |
| Brothers | Jim Florentine | 2:03 | |
| Punch made | OT7 Qaunny | 1:12 | |
| Apr | JC45 | 1:12 | |
| Dijinni In The Candy Store | Lenny Bruce | 1:55 | |
| Driving Instructor | Bob Newhart | 8:09 | |
| Life as a Meditation | Eckhart Tolle | 5:16 | |
| The Phone Company | Lenny Bruce | 2:20 | |
| No Knickers | Jethro | 5:11 | |
| Tyeson on zyn | 8eccx1gzpnqv3i2kvxe775ohq | 1:00 | |
| Piano | Roy Chubby Brown | 6:21 | |
