| UFOs | Bobcat Goldthwait | 1:23 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Shoes | Jim Gaffigan | 3:00 | ||
| Girls Lie on Myspace | Josh Sneed | 5:42 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Pierce!!! / Juan!!! | Pete Holmes | 2:34 | ||
| Swimming Towards the Shark | Bobcat Goldthwait | 1:37 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Happy Birfday | Greg Giraldo | 2:14 | ||
| Chemotherapy | Robert Schimmel | 2:11 | ||
| Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Future Pope | Jim Gaffigan | 1:48 | ||
| Church | Jo Koy | 2:42 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Tsa | Hannibal Buress | 4:00 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Modern Ghosts | Aziz Ansari | 1:52 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| Hitler's Great Ass | Craig Ferguson | 4:24 | ||
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| Ethnic Pride Drivel | Jim Norton | 4:22 | ||
| The Birds and the Bees | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Couldn't Be Prouder | Norm MacDonald | 3:37 | ||
| Monopoly | Steven Wright | 3:33 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| New Orgasm Noise | Doug Benson | 1:15 | ||
| The Virgin Maury, The Alien, And My Grandma | Kyle Cease | 4:33 | ||
| Hunters Are Gay | Bobcat Goldthwait | 6:05 | ||
| Osama is Right out of a Comic Book and the Terrorist Cell Phone Network | Joe Rogan | 2:36 | ||
| My T*****s | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Halftime | Billy Gardell | 3:33 | ||
| Old People / Race / Election | Greg Giraldo | 6:22 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Having Kids | Craig Ferguson | 3:02 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Everybody Has Their Time | Louis C.K. | 1:26 | ||
| Puppies and Signs | Todd Glass | 1:57 | ||
| Vagina and Hollywood Animals | Dov Davidoff | 2:26 | ||
| I Love Food | Jim Gaffigan | 3:00 | ||
| Grape vs. Grapefruit (2004) | Gary Gulman | 5:23 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
| Guys | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:47 | ||
| Making Products for Stupid People | Chris Porter | 2:51 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Sports / China | Greg Giraldo | 6:06 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Extreme Sports | John Pinette | 5:15 | ||
