| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Occupy Elsewhere | Doug Stanhope | 6:30 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| Catholic School Sunglasses | Mike Birbiglia | 3:30 | ||
| Alarm Clock | Gary Gulman | 5:59 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Don't Talk to Strangers | Doug Stanhope | 3:53 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Too Big Too Fast | John Mulaney | 1:39 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Playboy, Footlocker, And Peanut Butter | Dov Davidoff | 5:28 | ||
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| Transpo-Tainment | Christian Finnegan | 1:06 | ||
| Crying | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:39 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
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| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Repetitively Shit Ideas | Maria Bamford | 1:16 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| I Am Gay | Doug Stanhope | 4:23 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| First 48 | Tom Segura | 5:44 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Lunch With Grandma | Chad Daniels | 1:17 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Parental Discretion Iz Advised | Kyle Kinane | 4:40 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| High on the Set of Half Baked | Jim Breuer | 5:29 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Infomercials | Todd Glass | 6:09 | ||
