| I Wanted to Be | Donnell Rawlings | 2:26 | ||
| Aliens & Paranoia | Dan Soder | 5:45 | ||
| L.A. | David Tyree | 3:35 | ||
| Eventual Sunrise | Greg Proops | 5:11 | ||
| Black Superheroes (Bonus Track) | Clayton English | 3:26 | ||
| Cracker Barrel | Nore Davis | 3:33 | ||
| Uber Me out of This Gym! | Earthquake | 1:58 | ||
| Red Guy and His Wife | Ian Bagg | 3:16 | ||
| Thailand | Stewart Francis | 6:56 | ||
| Losing My Friends | Mike Paramore | 2:43 | ||
| Vision Boards | Ron Funches | 3:10 | ||
| Beer | Jon Reep | 3:11 | ||
| Keep a Plan B | Tony Roberts | 1:54 | ||
| Girl Cop, Pt. 1: The Set Up | Big Jay Oakerson | 4:35 | ||
| Oklahoma | David Tyree | 1:37 | ||
| Sports | Al Toomer | 2:30 | ||
| Muffins | TK Kirkland | 1:53 | ||
| I'm Closed After You | Clinton Jackson | 2:16 | ||
| Vietnamese Food Makes No Sense | Andrew Schulz | 3:06 | ||
| Rod of Disaster | Richard Jeni | 1:05 | ||
| No Gooders | Dave Chappelle | 6:15 | ||
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| Wrecked My Car | David Tyree | 1:56 | ||
| McComb, Mississippi | Tone Bell | 2:04 | ||
| Organic Start | Dov Davidoff | 1:20 | ||
| Relentless | J. Champion, 24Seven, Earthquake | 2:43 | ||
| Be Different | Tony Roberts | 4:50 | ||
| Journalists | Dennis Miller | 2:07 | ||
| Jason Jumps the Broom | Clinton Jackson | 1:45 | ||
| Give Me the Gap | Bill Bellamy | 1:22 | ||
| Gay TV | Artie Lange | 1:13 | ||
| Police Are Sneaky | Jay Phillips | 2:00 | ||
| This Asshole Walks In | Shane Torres | 2:14 | ||
| Fatso | David Tyree | 2:16 | ||
| Finding Nemo | Mike Paramore | 1:08 | ||
| Wall of Negroes | Roy Wood Jr | 3:47 | ||
| My One Round Boxing Career | Tony Roberts | 3:05 | ||
| Intro/Dog Groomer | Jay Mohr | 5:26 | ||
| Family Bailout | Loni Love | 6:25 | ||
| Dirty, Piggish Ending | Jim Norton | 3:14 | ||
| Dodge Commercial | Jon Reep | 9:40 | ||
| El Camino Therapist | Cy Amundson | 4:51 | ||
| Harry Caray | Artie Lange | 1:22 | ||
| Men Are Simple | Mike Paramore | 3:05 | ||
| Find Your Crab Leg | Roy Wood Jr | 2:31 | ||
| School Shooting Scare | Earthquake | 1:14 | ||
| Bad Boy and Stading Ovations | Andy Woodhull | 2:25 | ||
| The Greatest Time | Louie Anderson | 2:15 | ||
| Willie 'Blackie' Johnson | Bret Ernst | 2:00 | ||
| The Three Rs | Dennis Regan | 3:04 | ||
