| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Killin' It! | Matt Braunger | 3:13 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Parental Discretion Iz Advised | Kyle Kinane | 4:40 | ||
| Alarm Clock | Gary Gulman | 5:59 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Be Happy Even | Christopher Titus | 2:28 | ||
| Suv / Fat Kids / Suing Mcdonalds / Dreammakers / Burned Genitals | Greg Giraldo | 3:50 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| Something to Fall Back On | Ben Bailey | 2:39 | ||
| Hunchback / Pocahontas / Friday 13th | Pablo Francisco | 3:24 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Dyslexic Luger / Civil War Letters / Kids / Baby in River | Greg Giraldo | 5:08 | ||
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Relax/Sit | Rory Scovel | 9:20 | ||
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| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Six Flags, Blind | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| I Hate Hoarders | Jim Norton | 3:58 | ||
| Breathe | Rory Scovel | 8:53 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Old People / Race / Election | Greg Giraldo | 6:22 | ||
| Balling Out of Control | Hannibal Buress | 2:13 | ||
| Happy Little Plague Boy | Matt Kirshen | 4:40 | ||
| Tear off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Beefheart | Marc Maron | 4:05 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Boys vs. Girls | Louis C.K. | 3:54 | ||
| Twin | Steven Wright | 3:12 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Three | Daniel Tosh | 6:09 | ||
| Is That Illegal? | Jim Jefferies | 5:35 | ||
| Sweatpants & Vodka | Louis C.K. | 3:57 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
