| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| The Mother of My Child | Jim Jefferies | 3:06 | ||
| Offensive | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:57 | ||
| Sam Tells a Subway Story! | Sam Morril | 2:28 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Sticks & Stones | Mark Normand | 3:48 | ||
| Look Blockers | Matt Rife | 2:22 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Tyson vs. Segura II (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 4:11 | ||
| Women's Movement | Natasha Leggero | 2:51 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Head Shrink | Mark Normand | 4:06 | ||
| Seriously, Never Forget | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:34 | ||
| Mind of a Sleeping Man | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | ||
| Dollop of Mustard | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:47 | ||
| Valet in the Valley | Brian Posehn | 2:12 | ||
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| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Sam's New Orleans Story | Sam Morril | 2:46 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Carly’s from Here | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| We All Had the Same Problem | Louis C.K. | 5:13 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | ||
| Lie All the Time | Tom Papa | 2:27 | ||
| White Rich | Natasha Leggero | 5:03 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Gangsta Gangsta | Kyle Kinane | 1:02 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Armageddon Day | Christopher Titus | 6:23 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Circumcision | Jim Gaffigan | 4:50 | ||
| Mustard | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Alarm Clock | Gary Gulman | 5:59 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
