| Kids | Chris Porter | 1:49 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| No You Can't Meet My Mom | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:56 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Hot Tub Trash | Tommy Campbell | 3:30 | ||
| Whole Foods vs. Costco | Tom Papa | 3:21 | ||
| FCC Truck | Shane Mauss | 2:52 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Apologies / 1999, The Year of Our Lord | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:28 | ||
| Fat Wheels | Chad Daniels | 1:20 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Weirdest Spanking | Dan Cummins | 3:39 | ||
| A Beautiful Thing | Jim Breuer | 1:26 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
| Another One Bites the Dust | Big Jay Oakerson | 6:02 | ||
| Tyson vs. Segura II (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 4:11 | ||
| Cary and Mindy (feat. David Spade) | Nick Swardson | 2:28 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
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| The 12 Words | Bert Kreischer | 1:53 | ||
| Plastic Straw Ban | Tommy Campbell | 2:11 | ||
| Off Porn | Pete Holmes | 2:37 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Going to Church | Tom Papa | 5:41 | ||
| Tear off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| My Friend Dave | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:28 | ||
| Whiffle Ball Tony | Mike Birbiglia | 3:26 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Egotistical Internet Pigs | Joe DeRosa | 2:36 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Spotting | Chris Porter | 4:41 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Playing the Wingman | Big Jay Oakerson | 4:02 | ||
| Guess Who I'm Not Putting in Charge of the Posters? | Dan Cummins | 4:06 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Performance Review 2 | John Heffron | 3:38 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| The Best Idea I Ever Had | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:01 | ||
| Ufc | Nick Swardson | 4:06 | ||
| Witching Hour of Drinking | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:42 | ||
