| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Audience Work | Harland Williams | 2:18 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Asian Girls (Revisited) | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| The Moon / Lazy Advertising | Dana Gould | 3:11 | ||
| Fireworks Are Lame | Christian Finnegan | 3:28 | ||
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | ||
| Kigurumi | Chris Hardwick | 5:47 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| 20/20 aka The Photo | Dane Cook | 3:43 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
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| National Pride | Doug Stanhope | 1:57 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Italian Mother | Artie Lange | 1:39 | ||
| Dick Tricks | Nikki Glaser | 4:56 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | ||
| Stubborn Belly Fat | Andrew Norelli | 2:03 | ||
| Bring Your Black Friend Night | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:02 | ||
| Very Hungry Lion Island | Dan Cummins | 6:57 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Pictures of My Breasts | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Girls Lie on Myspace | Josh Sneed | 5:42 | ||
| How High Am I? | Doug Benson | 1:41 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| Love, Marriage, And Lying | Dana Gould | 3:15 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Talking Dirty | Rachel Feinstein | 3:24 | ||
| People Say They Don't Watch Tv | Todd Glass | 3:34 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
