| Intro / Umbrella | Christian Finnegan | 2:38 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Gay Weddings on a Libertarian Diet | Wyatt Cenac | 5:33 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Childhood | Todd Glass | 4:33 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| Nuggets and Flaming Hot Cheetos | Natasha Leggero | 4:02 | ||
| Broads in The '40s | Rachel Feinstein | 1:05 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Balling Out of Control | Hannibal Buress | 2:13 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Kigurumi | Chris Hardwick | 5:47 | ||
| New Orgasm Noise | Doug Benson | 1:15 | ||
| Beth | Kyle Kinane | 6:45 | ||
| Haunted House | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:05 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
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| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Easy Cooking | Maria Bamford | 1:07 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Baby Go Bye Bye | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:30 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| They Points at Them | Kyle Cease | 4:02 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Wedding Invitations | Steve Rannazzisi | 3:08 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | ||
| An Importanta Relationship Lesson | Jim Norton | 1:22 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Florida | Patton Oswalt | 5:57 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Taken yet Again | Doug Benson | 1:16 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Fairytales = Lazy Bitches | Steve Byrne | 7:02 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| Rory Scovel | Rory Scovel | 3:57 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| Chapter 48 - The Guardian - A New Experience Beyond Terror | Jeffrey Konvitz, Todd Glass | 3:04 | ||
| Chapter 173 - The Guardian - A New Experience Beyond Terror | Jeffrey Konvitz, Todd Glass | 3:09 | ||
| Chapter 95 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:03 | ||
