| Handjobs | Chris Porter | 3:16 | ||
| Sexual Predators | George Lopez | 3:57 | ||
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | ||
| Massage Woes | Andrew Norelli | 2:07 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Moth Balls and Disappointment | Adam Ferrara | 4:38 | ||
| Riff Suite 2: The Mystery of Offices / The Burden of Seeing Me | Paul F. Tompkins | 2:32 | ||
| Gay Experience | Steve Byrne | 1:59 | ||
| The Hate-Boro Baptist Church | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:27 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| People Watching Tips | Josh Sneed | 4:53 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| My Mom at a Latin Restaurant | Rachel Feinstein | 4:44 | ||
| Spirituality | Billy Gardell | 6:47 | ||
| The Fatty | Joe DeRosa | 5:25 | ||
| Stolen Car | Drew Barth | 9:23 | ||
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| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Inter8shul Rel8shunz | Chad Daniels | 5:21 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| Planning a Breakup | Iliza Shlesinger | 6:16 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| Intro / Humor | Baron Vaughn | 2:40 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| The Definition of a Man | Adam Ferrara | 3:19 | ||
| Getting Older vs Growing Up | Josh Sneed | 2:35 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Lessons from College Kids | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:38 | ||
| Retirement Homes | Steve Byrne | 1:33 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Eharmony is Petrifying | Andrew Norelli | 3:13 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Please Stop Communicating | Joe DeRosa | 8:16 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Shiptop | Josh Sneed | 2:24 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
