| I Gotta Be Me | Christian Finnegan | 2:03 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Weird Suburbs | Tommy Campbell | 1:55 | ||
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| Space | Steve Rannazzisi | 5:09 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Intro | Pablo Francisco | 2:40 | ||
| Rape Pillow | Chad Daniels | 1:42 | ||
| Shouting Black | Tom Segura | 1:53 | ||
| This Cut Is Too Evil To Name | Dana Gould | 1:41 | ||
| How Is This My Fault? | Christian Finnegan | 5:29 | ||
| Wyoming | Shayne Smith | 2:27 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Life Insurance | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:29 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
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| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Injurious Pieces of Bread | Christian Finnegan | 1:27 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Party | Nick Swardson | 1:36 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Too Much Vegas | Tom Segura | 1:55 | ||
| My Mom | Bob Saget | 1:39 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Sam's Airline Troubles | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Nurses | Chris Hardwick | 2:38 | ||
| Instant Karma | Doug Stanhope | 3:16 | ||
| Jogging | Nick Swardson | 3:27 | ||
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Smoking Is Cool | Dan Soder | 2:56 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| "Bad Gigs Only I Could Remember" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
