| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| The Weirdest State | Christian Finnegan | 3:07 | ||
| Get Rid of That Joke! | Dan Cummins | 3:11 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Liv Tyler | Nick Swardson | 5:23 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Let's Ruin Saturday | Tommy Campbell | 3:23 | ||
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | ||
| PhD vs. Me | Chad Daniels | 2:50 | ||
| Social Priming | Shane Mauss | 1:36 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
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| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| At My Age | John Heffron | 4:44 | ||
| Now Let's Have Some Kids! | Chris Hardwick | 2:13 | ||
| The Bucket List | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:23 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| 2 Girls | Tom Segura | 3:31 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| Underdick | Dan Soder | 1:18 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| Broads in The '40s | Rachel Feinstein | 1:05 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Blades of Glory | Nick Swardson | 2:42 | ||
| Injurious Pieces of Bread | Christian Finnegan | 1:27 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Women... Stand Up! | Big Jay Oakerson | 0:56 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Know Your Limits | Christian Finnegan | 3:30 | ||
| Chiquita Charlie | Dan Cummins | 6:21 | ||
| Crosses & Bed Bugs | Andy Hendrickson | 1:52 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Talking Back | Al Madrigal | 5:14 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
