| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Chuck Norris and Owls | Myq Kaplan | 2:01 | ||
| Tits vs. Ass | Louis Katz | 3:17 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Dammit I'm Eatin' Pretzels | Mike Birbiglia | 3:10 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Message and a Post | Tommy Campbell | 2:44 | ||
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| I No Do the Drogas | Al Madrigal | 9:05 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| "TV Dads - Good to Bad" | Bob Saget | 1:42 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| 17 Year Old | Robert Schimmel | 4:51 | ||
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| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| The C Word | Louis Katz | 1:41 | ||
| Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers | Myq Kaplan | 5:07 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| Old People | Chris Porter | 1:34 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| It Is Written | Doug Benson | 2:42 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Breathe | Rory Scovel | 8:53 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Drinking | Nick Swardson | 2:05 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Birthday Party | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:13 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Mexicans in an Elevator | Bert Kreischer | 10:13 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Wedding Invitations | Steve Rannazzisi | 3:08 | ||
| One Ball | Robert Schimmel | 3:22 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Some Facts | Harland Williams | 3:08 | ||
| Douchebags | Chris Porter | 2:55 | ||
| I Might Be Somebody | Wyatt Cenac | 7:09 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
