| The Argument | Mike Birbiglia | 2:42 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| We Could Do It Together | Nate Bargatze | 3:51 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called 8 Ball | Kyle Kinane | 6:55 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| I Cried at My Wedding | Dry Bar Comedy | 2:41 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Two Minute Warning | Norm MacDonald | 3:26 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Crouton Factories and Subway Packers | Shane Mauss | 3:05 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Are My "R's" Clear Now? | Dan Cummins | 3:45 | ||
| Appendix | Jim Gaffigan | 6:49 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
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| Shoes | Dry Bar Comedy | 2:55 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| Genetic Engineering | Paul F. Tompkins | 3:57 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Homeless Guy | Tom Segura | 3:53 | ||
| Hot Tub Trash | Tommy Campbell | 3:30 | ||
| A Couples Colonic?! | David Cross | 4:48 | ||
| Montezuma's Revenge | Jim Gaffigan | 3:01 | ||
| Turtle Xing | Casey Corbin | 2:01 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Oscar Pistorius | Jim Jefferies | 6:55 | ||
| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Facelift | Morgan Murphy | 1:54 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Riff Suite 2: The Mystery of Offices / The Burden of Seeing Me | Paul F. Tompkins | 2:32 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Message and a Post | Tommy Campbell | 2:44 | ||
| Uber | Dan Soder | 1:13 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… | David Cross | 7:05 | ||
| Spokesperson | Pete Davidson | 2:51 | ||
| Opening | Nick Swardson | 2:04 | ||
| Worse at Sex | Tom Segura | 4:53 | ||
