| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| DJ Josephine | Jo Koy | 2:16 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| I Love You | Dane Cook | 3:13 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| We Neep Hope | Billy Gardell | 4:15 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Clowning About Kissing | Tommy Johnagin | 4:26 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Getting Acquainted | Dane Cook | 1:54 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| The Realism of Expression | Ben Bailey | 8:35 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
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| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | ||
| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Rumors | Tom Segura | 5:14 | ||
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Dorming | Pete Davidson | 3:53 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Bus Station | Dave Attell | 2:25 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| I Want to Be Fatter | Tom Papa | 4:18 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
