| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Tattoos | Dave Attell | 2:16 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Kigurumi | Chris Hardwick | 5:47 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Mexicans in an Elevator | Bert Kreischer | 10:13 | ||
| Viagra | Marc Maron | 5:26 | ||
| I Love You | Dane Cook | 3:13 | ||
| Mile High Club | Ron White | 1:07 | ||
| Drug Nation | Christopher Titus | 8:52 | ||
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | ||
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| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Getting Acquainted | Dane Cook | 1:54 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Black Friday/Drugs in Sports | Tracy Morgan | 1:13 | ||
| Asians in an Airport | Bert Kreischer | 6:16 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Talking Dirty | Rachel Feinstein | 3:24 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Intro | David Spade | 3:10 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| History of Ting-Ting | Jo Koy | 4:21 | ||
| The Donkey on Full House | Bob Saget | 3:12 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| 2 Fake Legs | Tracy Morgan | 3:20 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Audience Work | Harland Williams | 2:18 | ||
| Send'um Wheat | John Pinette | 1:30 | ||
| Strong, Independent Woman | Mike Birbiglia | 3:55 | ||
| Puce | Daniel Tosh | 4:04 | ||
| Spokesperson | Pete Davidson | 2:51 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
