| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| White People Problems | Mark Normand | 4:45 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Television, Doctors, And Snakes | Myq Kaplan | 2:25 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| Pictures of My Breasts | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Abstinence | Matt Kirshen | 3:07 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Walk It Off | Michael Ian Black | 5:29 | ||
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| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Take Your Pants Off | Chris Maddock | 5:00 | ||
| Role Play | Gary Gulman | 8:51 | ||
| Minorities, Majorities | Steve Byrne | 7:21 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| Dodging Dong | Mark Normand | 3:02 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Bring Your Black Friend Night | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:02 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Hot Tub Trash | Tommy Campbell | 3:30 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| The War on Tattoos | Steve Hofstetter | 3:11 | ||
| Ham and Cheese and Philosophy | Myq Kaplan | 3:08 | ||
| Red Bull | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:37 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Forgetting Things | Louis C.K. | 1:27 | ||
| Intro | Chris Hardwick | 1:45 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Jews, Goys, And Elevators | Myq Kaplan | 3:34 | ||
| "When I Think of You" | Bob Saget | 1:59 | ||
| Happy Anniversary, Karen | Christian Finnegan | 2:22 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
