| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | |
| Tiger Woods | Norm MacDonald | 5:40 | |
| Locked up Abroad | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | |
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | |
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | |
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | |
| Balling Out of Control | Hannibal Buress | 2:13 | |
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | |
| Einstein Was an Immigrant Worker | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | |
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | |
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | |
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | |
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | |
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | |
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | |
| Brooklyn | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:41 | |
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | |
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | |
| Rumors | Tom Segura | 5:14 | |
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | |
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | |
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| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| Broads in The '40s | Rachel Feinstein | 1:05 | |
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | |
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | |
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | |
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | |
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | |
| Kardashians | The Sklar Brothers | 3:26 | |
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | |
| Biting a Puppy | Todd Glass | 3:46 | |
| Merry Christmas Bitches - Live | Al Madrigal | 2:27 | |
| Grocery Cart Confrontation - Live | Gary Gulman | 5:09 | |
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | |
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | |
| The Argument | Mike Birbiglia | 2:42 | |
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | |
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | |
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | |
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | |
| Cool Guy | Todd Glass | 2:19 | |
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | |
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | |
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | |
| Chapter 31 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:09 | |
| Chapter 193 - The Guardian - A New Experience Beyond Terror | Jeffrey Konvitz, Todd Glass | 3:03 | |
| Chapter 95 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:03 | |