| Twin | Steven Wright | 3:12 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Blindness Cures | Craig Ferguson | 1:30 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Audience Work | Harland Williams | 2:18 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| 20/20 aka The Photo | Dane Cook | 3:43 | ||
| Caulk | Ben Bailey | 4:17 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Are You Lonely? | Al Madrigal | 8:10 | ||
| Women Talking About My Weiner | David Spade | 1:24 | ||
| Girls, Girls, Girls | Norm MacDonald | 8:00 | ||
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| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| Gonna Raise Hell | Kyle Kinane | 7:18 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Writing Tweets for Kim Kardashian | Artie Lange | 3:02 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| The War on The War on Drugs | Steve Hofstetter | 1:47 | ||
| Hobby | Tom Segura | 2:30 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Advice to a Young Man | Bert Kreischer | 3:55 | ||
| New Pope Smell | Christopher Titus | 4:15 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Paula Deen | Tracy Morgan | 1:59 | ||
| Coney Island | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:46 | ||
| Here Take the Bag. | Nate Bargatze | 2:19 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| First Time at Starbucks | Chris Porter | 2:09 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| Advice | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
