| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Opening | Nick Swardson | 2:04 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Egotistical Internet Pigs | Joe DeRosa | 2:36 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| Native 'Merican | Chris Hardwick | 2:41 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| The Talker | Tom Papa | 1:13 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Chola Starter Kit | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:28 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
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| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Drinking | Nick Swardson | 2:05 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| First Day of Kindergarten | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:59 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Sam Had Another Break Up | Sam Morril | 4:10 | ||
| Southern Touring | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| The 40% | Tom Papa | 3:46 | ||
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | ||
| Offensive | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:57 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| Afghanistan | Artie Lange | 5:38 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| Twitter Roll Call | Doug Benson | 9:49 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Salt | Kyle Kinane | 4:22 | ||
| You'd Be Surprised | Mike Birbiglia | 3:12 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Saving the World | Tom Papa | 2:46 | ||
