| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called If It Ain't Ruff | Kyle Kinane | 4:16 | ||
| Midget Friend | Dave Attell | 1:49 | ||
| Shave the Big Toe | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:36 | ||
| Laughing Alone | Pete Holmes | 3:25 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Pricelining Baghdad | Chris Porter | 4:18 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Headless Horseman | Mitch Hedberg | 2:57 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Israel, Bus Stop, And a 2-Ply | Dov Davidoff | 2:17 | ||
| 2 Girls | Tom Segura | 3:31 | ||
| Breast Feeding | Dave Attell | 2:21 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
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| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Canal Smarts | Mitch Hedberg | 2:17 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Strong, Independent Woman | Mike Birbiglia | 3:55 | ||
| Cape Cod People | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:12 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Heroin, Pessimist, Crazy, Movies | Shane Mauss | 2:45 | ||
| Handicapped Room | Greg Giraldo | 2:41 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Mexicans in an Elevator | Bert Kreischer | 10:13 | ||
| Travel | Dave Attell | 1:55 | ||
| Las Vegas: All You Can Eat | John Pinette | 2:52 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Kid Bit | Pete Holmes | 4:32 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Late Night Tv | Todd Glass | 4:26 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Smoking | Dave Attell | 1:02 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Pin Pin Pin | Iliza Shlesinger | 3:34 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
