| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Internal Battles | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| The Earth | Steve Byrne | 2:06 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
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| My Dad, My Mom, And Even Once | Matt Braunger | 6:25 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Whole Foods vs. Costco | Tom Papa | 3:21 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Obamacare | Dennis Miller | 2:24 | ||
| An Irresponsible Father | Robert Schimmel | 4:03 | ||
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Lonely Bug | Dave Attell | 1:53 | ||
| Dirty Picture | Rachel Feinstein | 2:54 | ||
| Adam and Eve and Vegans | Myq Kaplan | 2:22 | ||
| Life Insurance | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:29 | ||
| One Day | Tom Segura | 4:12 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
| Decadence and Debauchery | Tracy Morgan | 5:55 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Better Generation | Tom Papa | 1:35 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Gun Conspiracy | Christopher Titus | 6:05 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
