| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| High Tortoise | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Colleges and Optimism | Myq Kaplan | 1:02 | ||
| Chinese Dad | Tommy Campbell | 1:13 | ||
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| Emergency | Tom Segura | 2:28 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Sharing a Bathroom | Drew Barth | 2:01 | ||
| Business Ideas | Dennis Miller | 1:22 | ||
| What's This Dude's Recipe? | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:11 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Wedding Invitations | Steve Rannazzisi | 3:08 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
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| "The Great Don Rickles & A Joke He Wouldn't Have Approved Of" | Bob Saget | 2:09 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Smoking | Bill Hicks | 2:01 | ||
| Space | Steve Rannazzisi | 5:09 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Some Facts | Harland Williams | 3:08 | ||
| Sam's Sense of Humor Lacks Taste | Sam Morril | 1:39 | ||
| Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Turbulence | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:24 | ||
| My Dumb Brain | Patton Oswalt | 6:45 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Be a Tourist | Andrew Santino | 4:31 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| The Best Idea I Ever Had | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:01 | ||
| Bad Patriotism | Tommy Campbell | 2:52 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Weirdest Spanking | Dan Cummins | 3:39 | ||
| Sign Says | Todd Glass | 4:28 | ||
| Hot Air Balloon Ride | Jim Gaffigan | 7:19 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Hamster Pimp (Live) | Tommy Campbell | 3:32 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
