| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| The Birds and the Bees | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| The Fecal Differential | George Carlin | 3:12 | ||
| American Tourists | Carlos Mencia | 5:47 | ||
| You Can't Fix Stupid | Ron White | 2:21 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Weird Hollywood Ideas | Craig Ferguson | 3:35 | ||
| Retarded | Nick Swardson | 1:55 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Bed, Bath, Beyond Your Budget | Bill Engvall | 4:35 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Sleep Apnea | Jo Koy | 8:18 | ||
| Spirituality | Billy Gardell | 6:47 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
| Did It For America | Bill Engvall | 3:02 | ||
| Sluts & Premature Ejaculators | Louis Katz | 2:01 | ||
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| Drinking | Nick Swardson | 2:05 | ||
| When the Spice Hits | John Pinette | 2:35 | ||
| Doctors | Larry The Cable Guy | 3:41 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
| We Neep Hope | Billy Gardell | 4:15 | ||
| Common Sense | Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy | 3:47 | ||
| Bisexual Dudes Giving Advice | Joe Rogan | 3:19 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Don't Worry, Be Happy | Lewis Black | 5:32 | ||
| The Prince's Palace | Gabriel Iglesias | 6:56 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Wtf's with the News | Carlos Mencia | 7:56 | ||
| The Fattest Cokehead | Artie Lange | 5:03 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Cracka | Mike Birbiglia | 1:51 | ||
| "When I Think of You" | Bob Saget | 1:59 | ||
| Fake Service Dogs | Tom Papa | 1:20 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
| Library/Steal Music | Ron White | 5:21 | ||
| Twelve Words | Bert Kreischer | 9:19 | ||
