| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| The Real World | Tom Papa | 1:08 | ||
| Seven | Daniel Tosh | 5:43 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Now Let's Have Some Kids! | Chris Hardwick | 2:13 | ||
| The House is Rockin' (with Domestic Problems) | Kyle Kinane | 5:57 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Cerulean | Daniel Tosh | 8:27 | ||
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | ||
| The Culinary Way of Describing It | Mike Birbiglia | 4:12 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Hands-Free | Hannibal Buress | 1:17 | ||
| Mei-Mei's Hair | Patton Oswalt | 4:39 | ||
| Delusion | Mike Birbiglia | 3:48 | ||
| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
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| Dalmatians, Guts | Demetri Martin | 3:51 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| You Can't Shoot the Shooter | Mike Birbiglia | 3:40 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Pigeons Get Murked | Hannibal Buress | 2:05 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Cops and Criminals | John Mulaney | 1:14 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Fear Factor is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| Clowning About Kissing | Tommy Johnagin | 4:26 | ||
| Sports | Gary Gulman | 2:00 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| God Don't Make No Junk | Tom Segura | 1:34 | ||
| Tsa | Jim Jefferies | 3:10 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| The Prince's Palace | Gabriel Iglesias | 6:56 | ||
