| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
| Emergency | Tom Segura | 2:28 | ||
| My Girlfriend's Boyfriend | Mike Birbiglia | 6:28 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Driving Home | Pete Davidson | 1:37 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Wack Writing | Hannibal Buress | 5:05 | ||
| Delusion | Mike Birbiglia | 3:48 | ||
| Ten | Daniel Tosh | 4:17 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Assh*le | Amy Schumer | 3:16 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| The DMV and the Post Office | Patton Oswalt | 2:23 | ||
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| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Purell | Gabriel Iglesias | 2:01 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Every Race | Tom Segura | 5:06 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Q&a - Taken a Lot of Jobs Because I'm a Whore | Joe Rogan | 2:21 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| Phonebooks | Natasha Leggero | 1:19 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Infomercials | Todd Glass | 6:09 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Moss | Daniel Tosh | 6:56 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Debit Card | Hannibal Buress | 3:35 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Crime News | John Mulaney | 1:10 | ||
| Angry Young Men | Tom Papa | 2:16 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| When the Spice Hits | John Pinette | 2:35 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
