| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| God Don't Make No Junk | Tom Segura | 1:34 | ||
| Altar Boys with Rat Mustaches | John Mulaney | 2:20 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Cvs | Aziz Ansari | 1:06 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| Born a Woman | Doug Stanhope | 3:39 | ||
| Gay Old Time | Mark Normand | 4:16 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| Good Guy | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:12 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| The Blackout of '03 | Jim Norton | 3:39 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 | ||
| One Ball | Robert Schimmel | 3:22 | ||
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| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Message and a Post | Tommy Campbell | 2:44 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Princess | David Spade | 2:38 | ||
| 18 Years a Slave | Doug Stanhope | 4:27 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| I Am a Great Dad | Patton Oswalt | 4:45 | ||
| Gambling Sportscaster | Norm MacDonald | 4:55 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
| Never Been to Prison | Todd Barry | 3:47 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Church | Harland Williams | 2:41 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Sex in a Windowless Room | Dan Soder | 1:25 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Crying | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:39 | ||
| O.J. | Norm MacDonald | 2:23 | ||
| Cool Guy | Todd Glass | 2:19 | ||
| Ozzy Intro | Jim Norton | 1:37 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
