| Allergies | Baron Vaughn | 2:47 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Underwear Fitness Goal | Drew Barth | 2:54 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Terrorists | Michael Ian Black | 4:33 | ||
| My Unstoppable Whore Friends | Rachel Feinstein | 3:04 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| Always Tired | Jim Gaffigan | 3:10 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| The War on Twilight | Steve Hofstetter | 1:56 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4) | David Cross | 4:13 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Orange County | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:03 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
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| The Good Cheese | Chris Maddock | 2:31 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Skydiving | Michael Ian Black | 9:30 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| The Green One! | Jen Kirkman | 3:48 | ||
| I'm Fancy | Natasha Leggero | 1:34 | ||
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | ||
| Puppies and Signs | Todd Glass | 1:57 | ||
| Intro / Umbrella | Christian Finnegan | 2:38 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | ||
| Sex | Michael Ian Black | 3:52 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| White Precious | Kurt Metzger | 5:52 | ||
| Pussy and Twizzlers | Nick Di Paolo | 2:35 | ||
| Never Sent One | Tommy Campbell | 1:02 | ||
