| Head Shrink | Mark Normand | 4:06 | ||
| Real Man Shit | Chris Porter | 5:09 | ||
| Walken with a Tail | Jay Mohr | 2:41 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| My Name | Dry Bar Comedy | 5:02 | ||
| This Golf Douche Bag | Joe DeRosa | 1:43 | ||
| Hand Jobs and Poodles | Mo Mandel | 4:35 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Fat Kids | Nick Di Paolo | 1:53 | ||
| Kittens. Babies. America. | Cy Amundson | 4:59 | ||
| Dating Apps & Venereal Diseases | Jay Mohr | 3:50 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Flip Flop (Life Is Meaningless) | Kurt Braunohler | 2:33 | ||
| It's Over for White People | Chris Distefano | 1:24 | ||
| Incomprehensible Sports Stars | Jay Mohr | 8:56 | ||
| Nesn | Nick Di Paolo | 4:00 | ||
| Butterflies - Live | Nick Thune | 0:56 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Bitter Comic | Shane Mauss | 6:25 | ||
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
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| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| A Butcher, A Vegan, And the Internet (Bonus Track) | Myq Kaplan | 7:57 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Immoturity | Mo Mandel | 4:54 | ||
| P.C. Dentist | Nick Di Paolo | 4:41 | ||
| Yes. Real High on the Plane. | Nate Bargatze | 2:48 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Gay Experience | Steve Byrne | 1:59 | ||
| Highs and Lose | Myq Kaplan | 3:03 | ||
| Pussy and Twizzlers | Nick Di Paolo | 2:35 | ||
| Waiting Around | Patrice O'Neal | 1:33 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Getting Older | Joey "CoCo" Diaz | 1:55 | ||
| Trigger Words | Steve Byrne | 2:36 | ||
| Saying Goodbye & Dog Messages | Andy Hendrickson | 2:05 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Negative Positivity | Mo Mandel | 5:30 | ||
| Crosses & Bed Bugs | Andy Hendrickson | 1:52 | ||
| Use a Flamethrower | Nick Di Paolo | 4:06 | ||
