| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Flirting | Jim Norton | 3:24 | ||
| Whiffle Ball Tony | Mike Birbiglia | 3:26 | ||
| Kid Bit | Pete Holmes | 4:32 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Guns | Jim Norton | 2:45 | ||
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Kids | Chris Porter | 1:49 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
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| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Smart Animals | Harland Williams | 2:39 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Al Sharpton Sucks | Jim Norton | 0:41 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Facebookery | Pete Holmes | 4:12 | ||
| Hi | Mike Birbiglia | 2:01 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| I Am a Great Dad | Patton Oswalt | 4:45 | ||
| Sam's Airline Troubles | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| Meowminos | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:42 | ||
| Anthony Cumia | Jim Norton | 6:17 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Sam's Sense of Humor Lacks Taste | Sam Morril | 1:39 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| Morning Zoo | Marc Maron | 4:31 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Ice Hassles | Doug Benson | 9:09 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Bring Your Black Friend Night | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:02 | ||
