| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| It Doesn't Work | Christopher Titus | 2:34 | ||
| Pot, Jet Packs, and Peace in the Middle East (and Drunk People Yelling Shit on My CD) | Joe Rogan | 3:42 | ||
| Advice to a Young Man | Bert Kreischer | 3:55 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Rock and Roll Party | Kyle Kinane | 5:03 | ||
| Medicine | Matt Kirshen | 4:24 | ||
| Fake Service Dogs | Tom Papa | 1:20 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Pussy Whipped, Best Friends | Joe Rogan | 5:02 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Facebook / Twitter | Kathleen Madigan | 3:32 | ||
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
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| Clapton Is God | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:36 | ||
| Church | Harland Williams | 2:41 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Two Hour Revolution | Christopher Titus | 3:56 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion | David Cross | 2:12 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Smoking Pot | Nick Swardson | 6:20 | ||
| Alarm Clock | Gary Gulman | 5:59 | ||
| What Are You Looking At? | Christopher Titus | 5:20 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| I Like to Smell Things | Louis Katz | 2:15 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Tear off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Zoo | Joe Rogan | 3:30 | ||
| My Dad, My Mom, And Even Once | Matt Braunger | 6:25 | ||
| You Had to Be There | Nick Swardson | 1:39 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Underdick | Dan Soder | 1:18 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| You Just Ate. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| The Prince's Palace | Gabriel Iglesias | 6:56 | ||
| I'll Tell You What to Eat | Chris Hardwick | 3:33 | ||
| Angels | Matt Braunger | 4:48 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Compton's n the House | Kyle Kinane | 4:54 | ||
