| All These Jokes About Hurting Children | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:10 | |
| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | |
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | |
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | |
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | |
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | |
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | |
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | |
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | |
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | |
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | |
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | |
| The Hate-Boro Baptist Church | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:27 | |
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | |
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | |
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | |
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Taken yet Again | Doug Benson | 1:16 | |
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | |
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | |
| I Am Losing 'Em | Nate Bargatze | 2:28 | |
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| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | |
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | |
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | |
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | |
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | |
| I Like Young Dudes | Matt Braunger | 2:44 | |
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | |
| Abstinence | Matt Kirshen | 3:07 | |
| The War on Tattoos | Steve Hofstetter | 3:11 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | |
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | |
| I Don't Have Wrinkles | Jen Kirkman | 2:17 | |
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | |
| 80's Porn | Tom Segura | 2:59 | |
| Opening / Walk Up | Nikki Glaser | 1:22 | |
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | |
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | |
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | |
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | |
| You Got A.I.D.S. Yo | Greg Giraldo | 6:15 | |
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | |
| Read Your Bible | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:45 | |
| What If I Just Walked off Stage and Never Came Back? | Nate Bargatze | 2:42 | |
| This Track Is Not Called Quiet on Tha Set | Kyle Kinane | 5:10 | |
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | |
| Ball Wipes | Nikki Glaser | 3:51 | |
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | |
