| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Dying | Nick Swardson | 4:27 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Watermelon Festival | Todd Glass | 3:01 | ||
| Civil War Again | Kathleen Madigan | 1:44 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| The Worst Possible Conclusion | Michael Ian Black | 4:25 | ||
| Pachoo! | Mike Birbiglia | 1:11 | ||
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
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| Advice | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| I Am Gay | Doug Stanhope | 4:23 | ||
| Health Department D's and Dinner Parties | Todd Glass | 5:36 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Old Dad | Gary Gulman | 2:29 | ||
| Message and a Post | Tommy Campbell | 2:44 | ||
| Ice Hassles | Doug Benson | 9:09 | ||
| Jack & Irma's Magic Phones | Mike Birbiglia | 2:26 | ||
| It's Okay | Tom Segura | 2:09 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Pieeeeeeeerce! | Pete Holmes | 2:42 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| Pleased to Meet You | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:55 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Sexual Trouble | Michael Ian Black | 2:45 | ||
| New Orgasm Noise | Doug Benson | 1:15 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| The Argument | Mike Birbiglia | 2:42 | ||
| Retarded | Nick Swardson | 1:55 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Chapter 95 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:03 | ||
