| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| Secularists | Dennis Miller | 2:34 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| Growing Pain | Ben Bailey | 3:35 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| Meth | Nick Di Paolo | 5:09 | ||
| Being Chunky | Robert Kelly | 1:40 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Animal Aftercare | Dana Gould | 4:52 | ||
| My Nine Year Old | Mike Armstrong | 2:03 | ||
| Flying in a Black Hawk Helicopter | Brad Williams | 2:14 | ||
| Real Man Shit | Chris Porter | 5:09 | ||
| Disneyworld in August / The Character Buffet | John Pinette | 4:49 | ||
| Dr. Hook's House of Solutions | Glenn Wool | 6:17 | ||
| America's Stupidest People | Steve Mudflap McGrew | 2:52 | ||
| Beer | Jon Reep | 3:11 | ||
| Are You Gonna Answer Me | Bill Engvall | 2:10 | ||
| Prison | Ryan Sickler | 1:36 | ||
| Defending My Family | Brad Williams | 4:50 | ||
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| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Introducing My Cold Sore / Sobriety, Disappointment and Suicide / The Bishop Kid and John Walker | Marc Maron | 6:19 | ||
| My Wife Is Smarter Than Me | Drew Barth | 3:27 | ||
| Health Issues | Tom Cotter | 1:05 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Did It For America | Bill Engvall | 3:02 | ||
| No Mores | Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy | 2:40 | ||
| Salt and Pepper | Jon Reep | 2:34 | ||
| Sports Talk | Alonzo Bodden | 3:27 | ||
| Obamacare | Dennis Miller | 2:24 | ||
| The Fatty | Joe DeRosa | 5:25 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Tony Gets the Girls | Patrice O'Neal | 3:45 | ||
| A Sassy Cat Story | Dana Gould | 4:34 | ||
| Welcome! | Dane Cook | 1:14 | ||
| Read Between the Lines | Mike Armstrong, Lauren Glick, John Abella | 2:16 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Hunting and Shopping | Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy | 6:50 | ||
| When the Spice Hits | John Pinette | 2:35 | ||
| An Important Lesson from Our Leader | Lewis Black | 2:49 | ||
| Commercial Air Travel | Dennis Miller | 3:11 | ||
| Foghorn Leghorn | Artie Lange | 2:23 | ||
| Adrian Grenier | Joe DeRosa | 1:47 | ||
| Happy People | Lee Camp | 2:43 | ||
| South | Baron Vaughn | 2:28 | ||
| Little Notes | John Heffron | 4:02 | ||
| Colonoscopy & Medical Science | Larry The Cable Guy | 2:24 | ||
