| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | |
| Making Products for Stupid People | Chris Porter | 2:51 | |
| The Key to His Heart | Tom Segura | 3:20 | |
| Something to Fall Back On | Ben Bailey | 2:39 | |
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Love, Marriage, And Lying | Dana Gould | 3:15 | |
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | |
| Real Man Shit | Chris Porter | 5:09 | |
| 20/20 aka The Photo | Dane Cook | 3:43 | |
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | |
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | |
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | |
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | |
| Mind of a Sleeping Man | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | |
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | |
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | |
| One Star Weddings | Greg Warren | 3:24 | |
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | |
| I Have Children | Joe Rogan | 1:27 | |
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | |
| The Herbalist and the Blocked Colon | John Pinette | 3:40 | |
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| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | |
| Kids Today | Mark Normand | 3:59 | |
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | |
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | |
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | |
| Creatures of the Night - Chris Porter Remix | Menno de Jong, Noire Lee, Chris Porter | 7:25 | |
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | |
| Half a 9-11 | Louis C.K. | 5:10 | |
| Pussy Whipped, Best Friends | Joe Rogan | 5:02 | |
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | |
| Child Labor Check Drop | Chris Porter | 5:55 | |
| Talking Back | Al Madrigal | 5:14 | |
| Outside - K-Gee's Cut | George Michael, Chris Porter | 5:19 | |
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | |
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | |
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | |
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | |
| Come In from the Rain | Liza Pulman, Chris Porter | 3:00 | |
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | |
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | |
| Working Class Family | Billy Gardell | 9:17 | |
| You Believe in Life? | Pete Holmes | 3:16 | |
| Booze | Mark Normand | 2:43 | |
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | |
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | |
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | |
