| Smoke & Mirrors | JC Nickles, George Carlin | 4:40 | ||
| The Mumbles Song | Steven Wright | 2:02 | ||
| Me, My Beard & I | Jim Gaffigan | 1:34 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| Car Salesman | The Jerky Boys | 2:11 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| It Was in New York City. | Nate Bargatze | 1:28 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called If It Ain't Ruff | Kyle Kinane | 4:16 | ||
| I Didn't Come from a Monkey, I Came from Jesus/Evolution | Joe Rogan | 1:44 | ||
| Mexican Women | Pablo Francisco | 2:49 | ||
| Middle East Stinks | Mark Normand | 1:57 | ||
| Sunday, 11:56-call back asap | Chandler Travis Philharmonic, George Carlin | 0:47 | ||
| Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice | Joe Rogan | 3:25 | ||
| 5 | Daniel Tosh | 5:34 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Clothes Shopping | Alonzo Bodden | 4:16 | ||
| The Remix | Demetri Martin | 5:40 | ||
| Denny's | Mitch Fatel | 1:15 | ||
| Where Women Might Be | Jim Jefferies | 4:32 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
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| You Know Who's a Great Lady? | John Mulaney | 1:00 | ||
| Chocolate | Ron White | 1:16 | ||
| Gay Marriage & My Uncle Pete | Wyatt Cenac | 1:03 | ||
| This Woman I Met | Steven Wright | 4:05 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| An Irresponsible Father | Robert Schimmel | 4:03 | ||
| Jews | Amy Schumer | 3:47 | ||
| Pleased to Meet You | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:55 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Midget Friend | Dave Attell | 1:49 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Mom Speedometer | Gary Gulman | 1:48 | ||
| Comedy Is a Weird Job | Hannibal Buress | 2:47 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Three | Daniel Tosh | 6:09 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| We're on a Rock Flying Through Space | Joe Rogan | 2:20 | ||
| Hands-Free | Hannibal Buress | 1:17 | ||
| Hitler's Great Ass | Craig Ferguson | 4:24 | ||
| Jesus Was Jewish | Louis C.K. | 2:52 | ||
| Wedding Invitation | Dane Cook | 2:35 | ||
| Vinyl Midlife Crisis | Marc Maron | 2:44 | ||
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | ||
| Houstilistic - Radio Edit | Mitcheaux, George Carlin | 3:53 | ||
| Masturbation Accusations | Hannibal Buress | 1:53 | ||
| Stupid Bullshit | George Carlin | 3:12 | ||
| Religion | George Carlin | 2:06 | ||
