| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Find the Car | Iliza Shlesinger | 1:43 | ||
| I Found a Gray Pube | Jen Kirkman | 2:48 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| Burning Bed | Norm MacDonald | 3:38 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| A Couples Colonic?! | David Cross | 4:48 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Life on the Road | Josh Sneed | 2:59 | ||
| An Irresponsible Father | Robert Schimmel | 4:03 | ||
| Montezuma's Revenge | Jim Gaffigan | 3:01 | ||
| Feminine Problems | Mark Normand | 4:33 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | ||
| Technology | Harland Williams | 1:59 | ||
| Decadence and Debauchery | Tracy Morgan | 5:55 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| One Ball | Robert Schimmel | 3:22 | ||
| Stolen Car | Drew Barth | 9:23 | ||
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| Hockey Fights | Eddie Pepitone | 1:17 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Tough Love | Christopher Titus | 6:47 | ||
| I Am Doing a Show. Focus! | Nate Bargatze | 1:30 | ||
| Sort Of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2) | David Cross | 5:36 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| A Slideshow | Robert Schimmel | 3:25 | ||
| Gambling & Litigation | Dennis Miller | 1:44 | ||
| See Something, Say Nothing | Jen Kirkman | 3:21 | ||
| % of Assholes | Shane Mauss | 1:43 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Why Were You in the Bathroom so Long? | Jay Mohr | 2:20 | ||
| I Didn't Have a Dream | Doug Benson | 1:35 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Obama | Kathleen Madigan | 5:13 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Don't Talk to Strangers | Doug Stanhope | 3:53 | ||
| My Wife | Nick Di Paolo | 2:05 | ||
| My Kids' School | Christopher Titus | 9:34 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | ||
| Chemotherapy | Robert Schimmel | 2:11 | ||
| The Leisure Class | Todd Glass | 3:59 | ||
