| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| No Supervision | John Mulaney | 1:38 | ||
| Church | Jo Koy | 2:42 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Vices | Joe DeRosa | 8:10 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Stupid Lazy Golfer | Tommy Campbell | 1:22 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| Whiffle Ball Tony | Mike Birbiglia | 3:26 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
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| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| Chicago | Andrew Santino | 1:43 | ||
| Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers | Myq Kaplan | 5:07 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| Princess | David Spade | 2:38 | ||
| We Should Hang Out | John Mulaney | 1:07 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| The Leisure Class | Todd Glass | 3:59 | ||
| Whale Noises - Live | Brian Regan | 1:22 | ||
| Asian Fetish | Mark Normand | 2:39 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Every Race | Tom Segura | 5:06 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Single Mom, Only Child | Dan Soder | 1:48 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Sanitized Generation | Doug Stanhope | 3:55 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| O.J. | Norm MacDonald | 2:23 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Dick Wigs | Robert Schimmel | 2:26 | ||
| Emotional Support Dogs | Dave Weasel | 4:09 | ||
| $16 An Hour | Doug Stanhope | 1:04 | ||
